What I like about eating out in Cambodia

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twat !

Some uppety dipshit in Sydney is quitting her restaurant business because diners won’t adhere to her list of rules..er…demands. What a ‘tard.

Here are the things I love about dining in Phnom Penh :

  1. No booking required
  2. Flip flops accepted everywhere
  3. Children welcomed everywhere and indeed…..looked after by staff.
  4. Dogs welcome most places.  ( eaten in some others…..but that’s another story )
  5. I can belch loudly
  6. I can fart….loudly too.
  7. I can make and take as many god damned phone calls as I want.
  8. I can make castles with the chopsticks if I want and flick toothpicks at my kids
  9. I don’t have to share if I don’t want to.
  10. It wont cost me more than $20.

I could go on but I wont.

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3 Responses to What I like about eating out in Cambodia

  1. Goyzer. says:

    Australians are sometimes unfairly labelled beer swilling, bad tempered,bad mannered, unwashed brethren . Unkempt, rude even.
    Then we have Justin’s ten points above to remind us all how unfair those comments are.
    Bravo Justin for upholding your nations values.

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