Ding Dong Obama is dead

A released photo of the special ops shooter ( edited to protect his identity ) who bagged the bull

So Barrack Obama…er….Osama Bin Laden ( really…what were the Americans thinking electing a guy that has almost the same name as enemy number one ?? ) is dead. Nice work ! Can you imagine being the dude that actually took him out. Forget the fact Obama was apparently unarmed. Who would ever give a shit or nitpick about this ? Talk about eternal bragging rights !

Taking your son to bed ? “Dad….tell me the story about how you capped Obama again PLEASE !!”

Having a BBQ and standing around with the boys grilling a few steaks ? ” Yo…Chuck……tell us again how you shot his wife in the back as she tripped over her burka trying to get at you, shot his son as he was watching donkey porn and then wasted Obama as he pissed in his own pants ! That’s a classic storyHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA ”

Making Millions on the motivational circuit ? ” You know…..life is a bit like shooting Obama Bin Laden….one moment everything seems rosy….and the next minute….well….you are dead”

Disciplining the kids ? ” Don’t make me Obama you….”

Together in hell at last.

Anyhow…..I cannot wait for the movie featuring Justin Bieber as the hardcore special ops dude that fires the lethal shots and Clint Eastwood as his grumpy old commander calling the shots from an air conditioned office back in The Pentagon ” God damn it Bieber….I told you to shoot him in the foot !”

As for the announcement that Obama was buried at sea according to Muslim custom….since when was being fed through an insinkerator on a battleship and then shot out the rubbish chute considered Muslim custom ? I would have fed the fucker to the pigs…….

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2 Responses to Ding Dong Obama is dead

  1. Dave says:

    As the front door to Hell opens, the Devil says to OBL, “By the way…those were 72 VIRGINIANS, and they ain’t happy with you, boy.’

    the question that will never be answered is, did that Navy SEAL operator have orders to kill him, or did he dump a full magazine into him off his own bat?

    • Who gives a shit ! The bastard is dead. The SEAL has eternal bragging rights. Can you imagine the hoo-haa in the US if the court-marshaled him for stepping outside his orders ? I think he should be given a new car and a 14 day cruise in the obamas…..er….Bahamas.

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