Hot on the heels of retarded zoning laws, councils are now telling surfers how to behave. Honestly…..in the good old days the laws were unwritten and if you got whistle or hooted at for dropping in you obeyed or got punched out in the surf and everything worked well. What kind of noncy little surfers are going to grow up now. I can see the Bra Boys taking heed of these rules…..not.

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