I had to go to the ANZ today to transfer some money back to the Burning Ring Of Fire ( my house in OZ ) and whilst waiting I came upon this advertisement for an opportunity to buy into a development in Shitsville…er…Sihanoukville;

I think I fall into category5 ?

I like the fact that they have pitched this retirement village with airy convocation area to amubatory guests who like geriatric massages and are preferably female. However, covering all bets, you are also welcome if you are ;

1. A silly French Fuck

2. A Jew or Christian

3. A dentist

4.A ham radio enthusiast from Japan

and

5. Someone after a townhouse.

Now…..don’t forget the alluring pitch that this is in a prime area of Shitsville that is changing from a squalid back packer zone to  a 1945 era Los Angeles.

Whilst this advertiement belings clearly in the WHAT THE FUCK ? category, I am going to rush down with a deposit just in case…………….