Provincial parties made easy in the Provincial Pimp Machine

Just the other day Mark and I were talking about how great it would be to have a pimped out RV to roll out to the provinces in for those random weddings,funerals and parties for chickens being born that generally happen so far away from anywhere they are excruciating. We joked about a Winnebago style van that had a flat screen and leather interior, a bed, fridge ,thumping stereo and in-built stray dog immobiliser  so you could just arrive, hit a button and enjoy the proceedings from inside you own safety zone while everyone outside sweats it out. No  dust, no noise, chilled drinks, TV and a real bed to sleep instead of a floor next to 50 other people.

Imagine our surprise at Grace’s party on Saturday night as we sat out the front smoking our cigars when one of the guests boyfriend’s rolled up in this beauty. We were flabbergasted and I couldn’t get into it quick enough. I want one badly but at $60,000 I am going to have to wait a while.

Incoming Provincial Pimp mobile

Incoming Provincial Pimp mobile

Open wide

Open wide

Is that da club or da car ?

Is that da club or da car ?

I want one !

I want one !

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