I am rich -almost !

Another day, another Nigerian…………….

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From: dsmith77@cantv.net
To: dsmith77@cantv.net
Subject: From Davis Smith
Date: Thu, 6 Aug 2009 16:49:36 -0430

Dearest One,

This letter might surprise you because we have not met neither in person nor by correspondence. But I believe it is one day that you get to know somebody either in physical or through correspondence.

I am Davis Smith I have a proposal to make, that might be of interest to you. I am in possession of a large sum of money (US$18,000,000.00)Eighteen Million USDollars)The money was inherited from my late father who was the Chairman of the Sierra Leone Gold and diamond Mining Corporation during the Sierra Leonian War when Major Johnny Paul Koromah was the country’s president.

The money is of no criminal origin as it was largely realized from black market sale of alluvial gold dust during the war.The money has been deposited in a Bank here in Abidjan, Cote d’Ivoire (Ivory Coast).I now want to transfer this money abroad and invest it in profitable ventures,as the time is now ripe for such move.

WHAT I ASK YOU TO DO:
1.Firstly to assist me to transfer this money to any stable country abroad.2.To assist me invest the money in profitable ventures in your country or any other suitable country where you have good connections.3 To help re-locate me to the suggested country.4 To manage the money in a profitable manner preferably a joint venture deal with your company.

For your assistance you will get 25% of the total amount Upon your request I will give you further details of the plans and tell you more about my self but you must treat as highly confidential for my Security.

Regards.
Davis Smith.

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My reply;

My  Beautiful Davis,
You have not surprised me at all. I think I dreamt about you last night and that you would put this fruitful proposal in my basket. I am aware of the Sierra Leone Gold and Diamond Mining Corporation because I get many email correspondence from people whose father’s have been the Chairman of this company. It must have had a very high staff turnover rate in the #1 hot seat ? At any rate I am glad the delicious sum you mention ($18m ) was only achieved through black market trading and NOT through criminal enterprise.

Here is how I can help you lovely Mr Smith. I refer to your list of  requests;

1. I actually live in Cambodia, a very stable country and one that is now seeing many of your countrymen come here to perform great deeds and services such as playing Z grade professional football, printing money and exporting products such as black tar and meth. So…really….this is the country to send your money to.

2.Cambodia is ripe like a low hanging melon on a tree for investment. Any baboon can make money here ! Yes – even YOU !  Can I suggest ; buying rice paddies and backfilling for development ? A Lexus dealership or 10 ? Starting up a Christian NGO and simply then getting together for a sing along every Sunday to make it look legitimate ? Rubber plantations. We could then start up the NGKAAY condom company and put a picture of Cartman on the front. They would sell well.

3. I will adopt you. You can clean my house.

4. Oh yes daddy. I will manage your money alright.

My dearest Davis Davis….I do not get out of bed for less than 33.56 % so please let me know if the gates to your zoo are still open.

Securely Yours
Heywouldja Blowme

I am a christian damn it !

I am a christian damn it !


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