Just received this in my hotmail inbox;
|From:||Fbioffice Office (email@example.com)|
Attn:Honorable Beneficiary. ( what…you don’t even know my name ? You are the FBI – what about your super computer ?)
We the Federal Bureau Of Investigation (FBI Honolulu) United States Of America have discovered through our intelligent monitoring network that you have a transaction going on as either inheritance payment,Lottery or contract payment in a tone of Millions of United States Dollars which have been approved but have not been settled. This is to officially inform you that we have verified your contract / inheritance file after close monitoring and found out why you have not received your payment both on your part and on the part of your debtors. Secondly, we have been informed that you are still dealing with the non officials in the bank who are attempting to secure the release of your fund to you ( OH really ? Naughty me !). We wish to advise you that this is illegal and you should stop further communication with them forthwith because such an illegal act like this can lead to confiscation of your fund ( bugger….ok..will stop forthwith). we have been having so many complains from people who have been scammed arround ( just one r in around bonehead ) the world, after concluding in a meeting with members of the International Monetary Fund (IMF), we came to a conclusion with PRESIDENT BARAK OBAMA OF UNITED STATES OF AMERICA that every payment will be made through the OCEANIC BANK OF NIGERIA (O.B.N) ( is that because Obama is part Nigerian ? I mean…is he ? ) . We also concluded on the use of ELECTRONIC ATM PAYMENT SYSTEM as the only direct means to pay all beneficiaries. By this method, your funds will be loaded in an ATM card, and sent to you, from this CARD you can withdraw a maximum of U.S $1,500 Dollars per day, from any ATM machine worldwide. So if you would like to receive your funds in this way please send your following information to the paying bank. (1)Your Full Name. (2)Your Complete Address where you want to receive the ATM card. (3)Name of City of Residence. (4)Country. (5)Mobile Number/Direct Telephone Number/ Fax Number. (6)Age / Sex / Occupation. (7)Working Identity Card / Int’l Passport. Below are the contact details of the PAYING BANK (OCEANIC BANK OF NIGERIA PLC, in the Federal Republic Of Nigeria ( So…the FBI Honolulu Office does it’s banking in Nigeria ?) to whom you will send your information for the processing of the ATM card as soon as possible. Dr James Morgan HEAD OF OPERATIONS, ATM CARD PAYMENT SYSTEM DEBT SETTLEMENT COMMISSION,OCEANIC BANK OF NIGERIA. (PLC) EMAIL:firstname.lastname@example.org PHONE: +234-703-665-0277 The DEBT SETTLEMENT COMMISSION has been mandated to issue out your payments for this fiscal year 2008. Also for your information, you have to stop any further communication with any other person(s) or office(s) who claim to be established agents using it to defraud innocent people worldwide.This is to avoid any hitches in receiving your payment. THANKS FOR LISTENING TO OUR ADVICE. CONGRATULATION TO YOU. Yours Faithfully, DR. SMITH MULLER FOR COROPORATE (spellcheck dip shit )AFFAIRS FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION (FBI Honolulu) UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.
E-mail: email@example.com ( yes that does look like an FBI email address…………..)