Australia Day 2012

Dinky diHappy Australia Day ! Not sure how you are spending it but down here in Sihanoukville on Otres Beach…..life is good ! Paul and I have come down for a spot of work and then 20 mad Finns will arrive for the Bum’n'Draze gig on Friday night. I have got to say….I absolutely loved Otres Beach and cannot believe I have never been there before. White sand, blue water and stacks of chilled out places to unwind. Definitely my new favorite spot down here.

Otres Beach- Stunning.

Paul fires up the Weber

Unimog

Tailgating Cambodian style

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Back on the dog horse…almost…..

I have spent the last two months obsessively trying to track down my next dog. And when I say obsessively….I DO mean obsessively. Picture a ferret hunting rabbits. A miner looking for nuggets.A Khmer girl and diamonds. You get the picture. I sourced those wonderful Malinois and Dutch Shepherds in Thailand but at the end of the day that was going to get a little expensive with flights accommodation etc and then a possible hassle with paperwork etc. I also tried to organise a mating here in Phnom Penh between some people who had bitches with Karma’s father ( George ) as the sire but people are fickle in this town. You almost have to stalk them to get any kind of result and after a while it’s just tiring.

As mentioned the other night I went over to Sindre’s house to play cards and was almost knocked over when his 3 month old puppy “Tony” bounded out to say hello. I took one look at the massive pawed youngster and said HOLY CRAP that’s a German Shepherd pup ! Turns out his mother in law had left the gate open one night and their first dog went for a walk never to be seen again so she went out and bought them Tony as a replacement. I started babbling on like a heroin addict needing a fix. ” screw the cards let’s go out there NOOOOW !! “. Unfortunately his mother in law was in the provinces, did not have the phone number for the place and I had to wait for a few days until she returned. I was told there were two more pups available and of course I am paranoid they will get sold.

Three days turns in to a week and by now I am slathering but yesterday at 7am I took the his very accommodating  MIL out to Phnom Penh Thmey. I am not really sure what to expect as details are a bit sketchy. I fear we will get out there and will be told “sorry…sold the last one yesterday” or find that they have lots of poodles but no German Shepherds or worse…..will not find it at all. It is early so we have a smooth run out there and we are soon pulling up to a little compound at the end of a dusty cul-de-sac.I can hear some dogs barking and they are clearly BIG dogs as the sound is booming. We walk through the gate and I see a couple of large German Shepherds in cages but there are no puppies in sight and my heart starts to sink. The MIL talks to the old Yay ( grandma ) sitting on the daybed and the Yay points behind me . I turn around and there in front of me is a lovely big cage lined with clean tiles and some blankets and in that cage are 7 HUGE fat silky puppies. NIRVANA ! I can barely hide my excitement as I open the door and a few wake up and womble out onto the cement slab. I pick one up to have a good look at it and yes indeedy folks….these pups are the real German McCoy. Blue eyed and soft coated, they are absolutely beautiful with 5 females and two males making up the litter. There are a few very dark/black coated pups including two very robust females ( which is what I am after ) and then the rest are a bit lighter but all obviously with the tan pips and flashings.

The gang.

One little girl

So I wack down a deposit and thank god I have learnt how to speak Khmer because I am able to clearly communicate that if possible I want pick of the litter and I want a female. I am told that several are going to Siem Reap but I am told that yes…I can have pick so we will see how that turns out. At any rate, the pups are healthy and being looked after and I cannot wait to get my hands on one and start training again. I really REALLY miss the interaction and rewards that come with watching a dog develop so stay tuned……

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Escape from Khmalcatraz

Steve McQueen where are you ?

The women and children who were illegally detained recently after protesting at the demolition of their houses have escaped ! As guards looked on without interference, they simply climbed over a wall and jumped into a couple of waiting tuk tuks. Classic !!!!!!

Only in Cambodia……

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Weddings and Poker ; Winning

On Thursday afternoon after work I met Sindre at his now leased-out bar in Russian Market and with a Malaysian shark called Roland, we dabbled in a little threeway poker. Roland raped Sindre and I broke even at the last minute thanks to a meaty last hand win over Roland.

Friday evening rolled around and we went to the pre-wedding part of the children of Okhna someone and HE Someone else ( him the Cambodian Ambassador to Thailand ). The bride is Tra’s first cousin and so I finally got to meet his father who is one of those guys who has a very nice aura about him. We shook hands and smiled at each other and nodded our heads in a silent agreement ” nice to finally meet you after all these years…..”. The villa on Monivong looked lovely and the 18 year old Chivas Regal flowed. Grace ran around in bare feet and Tra called out the back to drink and dine with “the boys”, many of whom I had met before with a few new faces.Good lads.

After a few drinks I had a hankering to play cards again and before you could say hey presto, Leakhana and I were over at Sindre and Roth’s villa with Roland the Rapist, an esky full of beer and a bottle of Glen Fiddich on the table. With Roth’s younger brother David pouring industrial sized Scotch and sodas we started in earnest and Leakhana had a huge win first hand of the night. As the booze flowed and the chips came and went, my stack increased steadily as did Leakhanas whilst Roland the Rapist could do nothing right this night. Coming in to the home straight with almost all the chips in front of me and Roland and Sindre having re-bought in several times, I all in everyone with remaining stacks and take the lot. Around $220.Thanks for coming.

The other big news on the night…..Sindre and Roth just took delivery of a GORGEOUS black and tan male German Shepherd puppy called Tony from a family who seem to be breeding them in Phnom Penh . I begged Roth to call them then and there but I have to wait for contact details so stay tuned…

The following night we went to the actual wedding at Koh Pich.My wife looked absolutely stunning in her new Ambre dress ( vivid red silk ) and her old school hair style a la Grace Kelly 1950s. Over one thousand people attended with the who’s who of top CPP dudes milling around. I could not really drink due to the previous nights excess so I just relaxed and watched the masses around me guzzle down Heineken and Chivas regal like it was the last night on earth. The band belted out tunes and the dance floor was packed with young  and old doing the twist and the macarena etc. Good clean fun but I was damn glad to get home at 11pm I can tell you.

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